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Airline Introduction
Airline Introduction
Welcome to the Lemon Biscuit Taco Airlines! We have a selection of different flights, including 175-hour flights to Bangledesh, Death Valley, Zimbwabwe and a bog somewhere in the middle of England. The flight includes torture, giving only one- no, no options for food, water with mud, and we also include a nice no refund policy! However, if you want to exit, the exit is on the left. There will be no parachutes provided, pray the lord to save you. And there will be no refund. Thank you!
See our full introduction here:
See our full introduction here:
Our Pilots
Our Pilots
We have very expertise first-grade pilots! They have gone through expertise training with our trainer Natan Zhong, and have learned thoroughly how to crash a plane safely. They have no experience and are guaranteed to bring you to your destination safely (Click to find out more about where your heading). Our pilots have flown over 100 flights, each of them with events such as flying off track, being set on fire, drowned, or simply lost in the sky. And never in one of those 100 have our totally expertise first grade pilots been successful. It is very safe, we can assure you, safe to the devils standard at least.
Airport and Navigation
Airport and Navigation
Click here to find out about our airport and navigation system!
Tickets
Tickets
You can find the plane tickets in the shop, as well as delicious foods and other interesting things!
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