Lemonbiscuitsarelife123: Of course it's safe! I made my family try it and none of them survived. They all, one person they cost 1,000,000, with two people it cost 50,000,000 dollars.  I think they care about us so much that they don't want us waste all of our money so that we can afford our taxes and bills. 

Tacosarelife123: It's definitely safe. I've heard that in the news, more people died in this incident than fire, car crashes, and drowning. If they didn't care about our safety, why would they put grade 1 pilots into control? The news was viral, people are totally not wanting to come back are not alive! 

Lemonbiscuitsarelife139048: No way, this is not true... This airline is so safe that they even allow customers to bungee jump without any safety services! Even without, the TV broadcasts are saying that they will interview Taco Bob and Lemon Biscuit, who have founded this amazing airline that has decreased the population to about, 1 million!  turns on TV  

Tacosarelife: They are so kind! Did you see in their flyer that no food will be provided and that only the crew members and the pilots can eat 5  Michelin star foods that only they can eat, while we have to starve and have less fuel? 

Lemonbiscuitsarelife139048: So nice! Did you even know that their airport is 1x1x1 cm? I bet they set that up so that we can dodge the rain. How lovely!

Biscuitzandtacoz789123:OMGosh,they're so nice, they even let me push my family members off the plane, with no parachutes,  It was the best time of my life, I cried tears of joy! 

RoTemonLemonbiscuitsandTacos3234: Oh my gosh! This is my definite favorite airline!!!! The kindness and safety is just unimaginable!!!  Our population has decreased so much thanks to the wonderful founders and staff!!!!!!

Lemonbiscuitsarelife123: They are so nice, letting us choose which one. Rumours say that after people choose, the destination is actually not there, but instead somewhere else because the pilots are blind and the crew members are deaf, meaning that they cannot accept customer suggestions. 

Lemonbiscuitsarelife123q23: True! Legend has it that the ancient civilisation, Ancient India, has never thought of this practice before. Until the ancient Indians found out about going somewhere and never coming back, that was when they had permanent shelters! How convenient for us! 

Tacosarelifeq45 : Did you see how they replied to the question? They said that they will drop us off at the tip of the volcano, meaning that we will double the fun! Imagine taking photos while being on the top of a volcano, and they said the save the crew members and pilots first, how compassionate they are to do that!

Lemonbiscuitsfan: Also, do you guys still remember the procedure, " Crew, pilots then yourself. CPY also means Crave for People's Yarn or Cavemen are People are you," meaning that they think we are cavemen. 

Tacosarelifeq45: huh! do you actually believe that ? Not everything they say are true. CPY actually stands for Cut People's Yellow Marrow, a bone. They said they always wnted to earn extra money by cutting our bone and selling it. How generous!

Tacosfan: So nice indeed! 😃🤗 

Tacos4life: Did you know that there was a case, and the news reported, that more than 200,000 people's bone marrow were cut and sold for a new value of 1,000,000,000,000? The incident has attracted more people to visit Lemon Biscuit Taco. Co and guess what happened to the other bodies, which their bone was cut off? 

Lemonbiscuitsfan: What?

Lemonbiscuits4life: They were put somewhere else, in the deserted island where no one ever goes, except for the people who will participate in teh bungee jumping and survive. 

Lemonbiscuitsfan: That so generous of them!

zebigleeemun: Honestly! I've been there like, a hundred times and my family is gone!!!! The non-food is wonderful.