Please note that we are not at fault for any casualties. Suing us for casualties will not have any results. Thank you.

We care very much about your safety, as you have seen previously. We guarantee that there is a 0.00000001% chance of you surviving on our best plane.

Our entertainment staff like Jeanne and Rochelle will make sure that you are safe at all times. After all, bungee jumping without bungees is very safe, cheap, and entertaining.