The Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Airport allows for the fun to begin. We will start off this airport by sending signals to the planes, of which, because we care about your safety, are broken and rusty, and the motors don't work. If this still doesn't satisfy you, our airport gives high quality food, such as mud and bricks that are not only healthy for your teeth, but also easy to digest. You totally won't have stomachaches before the flight! Ultimately, our airport is gargantuan, featuring a 1cm by 1cm by 1cm cardboard room where only your finger, no- only the size of a microscopic ant can fit in. Because your brain is that small, smaller, we think that you can fit inside. When waiting for the plane,  you will have to stand outside and drench yourself while waiting for the fun to begin! 

The airport plays an important role in our airline because it allows planes to navigate back. It is guaranteed that some of you will come back safely. Only the 2,000,000 lucky people out of 2,000,001 will be thrown in the deserted island, while the other one person (feeling happy) will return with ketchup. Our business workers are very grateful for this money earning opportunity, thanks to the airport!

Because of our compassion for people, we have provided no navigation systems. Instead, we will fly through the mists and clouds that will block the view of our blind grade one pilots, and our deaf crew members will only show the exit of the door. If this doesn't satisfy you enough, we will fly in a random direction at start, with motors that are homemade from toilet paper, and we will have birds (bought from Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Shell Treetop) fly over every 5 seconds. We hope you are satisfied with our Navigation System!