Welcome to Lemon Biscuit Taco Co.'s top-notch therapy services!
Have you been feeling stressed or burnt out? Perhaps a bit depressed? Or maybe you just need another human to talk to? Our amazing therapists are here to help you manage your emotions, become a better person, and remind you to stop, name your feelings, and calm down!
See a sample below.
Customer: Hello. I have been losing sanity f
Therapist:
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Having a bad day? What??? Somebody did that to you??????????? Okay. NOW, LETS SEE THE CURE!!!!!!!!
WANT REVENGE? CLICK THIS BUTTON AND GET THE BEST WAYS TO AVENGE YOURSELF!
I'm bored. Are you? Well, I believe you have been bored some time in your life. Wait. You're bored right now?
CLICK THIS BUTTON AND FIND WAYS TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR ENEMIES!
Do you also have anger issues? I do. And I have a perfect way to vent it out.
CLICK THIS BUTTON TO FIND THE BEST ANGER VENTING WAYS EVER!