After experiencing our plant-based school, you are sure to know the famous mascot Smokey the Bear! Our mascot consists of a dead pine tree and Smokey the Bear next to it.
Our mascot symbolises torture, because we find much fun in forcing people to use our services, which of course they enjoy every second of it! Our motto not only is a true accurate representation of our vision and mission, it is also a symbol for our great customer care in Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. His favourite motto is, "Do you want some cereal? Here's some cereal... now let me burn your house!"
Smokey the Bear Analysis:
In this topic, we will discuss the origin of Smokey the Bear, part of our school mascot. Before we begin, we will discuss more about the physical features of Smokey the Bear. He is an icon of a microscope inspecting a small branch. About Wildland Fire. Understand the basics of wildfire, fire's natural role, and how fire is often the best . According to google. According to bing, which provided us with a bigger picture, they said " smokey the bear represents death. When you see a smokey the bear, your lungs will need to evade your stomach, and will need to equip a hero on your team. When you see smokey the bear, pay lemon biscuit taco co 15 dollars to suicide, and also engage and collaborate with our staff, with an open heart surgery for your lungs!. Smokey the bear, when he says " only you can save the earth" is meaning that everyone is counting on you, and a huge sense of responsibility will force you to not be able to breathe.
Why Smokey the Bear?
COnsider asking this question, smokey the bear shall englute ou. When you get stabbed by lemon biscuit, thou shalt consider the act of being dead, or thou not breathing, THou is not not breathing, but is dead. Therefore, hence shall consider that smokey the bear is superior, smokey the bear is so smokey that the air will be contaminated, then ha- all the world problems will poof- nothing to be seen. A famous dictator, shakespear once said " Thou shalt accept smokey the bear as a heroic figure in a political state, and in an economic party, thou shalt consider the entanglement of plastic accumulated in the ocean as a result of human oil being spilled by the oceanid. m
Summary:
Smokey the bear is the best bear in the world, but if thee chooses to say that brackie is bear, you will be sacrificed to qiqi. However, if thou chooses to say that brackie the rat dog is a rat dog, but a monkey, thou shall have the desire to live.
Allow me to now tell yo ua story on why we chose him.
“ feelin swaggy, might as well put a wildfire out there later, I don’t know” smokey the bear said with a sighing attitude of joy. “ I should might as well act out shakespeare play as humans go out and make wildfires”
Smokey the bear’s mom, however, wasn’t resonating with geo. INstead, she resonated with dendro and became the hydro hypostatis, making sure all of there is to rain is water, and unable to form herschelf back. In the kitchen, while all of this is happening, smokey the bear is yet still sulking.
“ My mum/dad/mother turned into a hydro cube, my house is on fire, I am depressed, whatever shall I do?” He sighed again, before walking out his porch. “ Watch me eat this family!” he screamed as a family of four walked by the hiking path, laughing and walking with legs. He pointed arrogantly at the family as he chased them with his stubby legs, cheering and laughing as the family screamed in joy. This is the summary of our life, depressed, mom turned into dendro hypo, and us eating families. As you can see, we have so much in common!
FAQ about smokey the bear.
Why can’t you just change the race, colour or eye ball of the smokey the bear? I have been contacting you for months?
I am still usprised you are not dead, usually people who attempt to give feedback to lemon biscuit taco co will be sacrificed to the rat dog, in that case, thank you for using lemon biscuit taco co servies and hope you enjoy a good life in heaven!
Crude oil farming from Smokey the Bear:
I know, we are always innovating and inventing many ideas that are relevant to society. As you can know, we always use crude oil to make humans and plastic bottles, and it is very important. Therefore, smokey the bear inclucdes many of his friendos outside in the world, you are more than willing to donate some of their blood, for us to manufacture more plastic bottles which is so renewable energy.
Although you might think smoking the bear is not possible, because you cannot grasp the bear in between your finger like you would do in a usual smoking position, smoking the bear is actually very easy to do. You might think that smoking is a luzurious car, but it is actually a precious chest, and therefore we can conclude that smoking the bear is a result of chopping of his neck and grasping it in between his fingers. To allow this to happen, we will need smokey the bear to demonstrate. Watch this live performance//
*smokey the bear arrives, people starting cheering*
Lemonbiscuit: ok smokey the bear, quick, demonstrate how to smoke, and what is that shovel you are holding?
Smokey the bear: This shovel buries children who play with fire, do you want to be buried next?
Lemonbiscuit: How dare you kill timmies birds. I was just about to kill the dendro hypostatis with barbara! Go die!
As you may know, plastic bottles are increasing at a rapid rate. Because of smokey the bear, targets and world war two has stopped functioning, as well as your mother’s organs. This article focusess on utilizing smokey the bear for extra crude oil for more plastic water bottles. Firstly, we need to discuss something, what is crude oil? Well, crude oil is a mixture of a lot of bear skin, bear fur, wild fire, alcohol, bear tail, beigy and rats. I hope you can see what is giong on here- yes. By assassinating the person imitating smokey the bear, we can conclude that scientists are using data to find the eiffel tower, and that the eiffel tower is actually spahgethhi in disguise. Thank you for listening to my presentation, and hope I can see you in heaven!