After we dislocate a limb of your choice, though we prefer the head, you can pay us a trillion dollars to put it back. If you want it to stay permanently off, we can throw you along with it into the sea in order to maintain marine life and makes sharks happy. You can even donate your limbs to the cafeteria to make its famed meatloaf! 

Everybody wants two noses! We can provide you with an extra eye or ear for only a few hundred million dollars! Not to mention limbs, which will be provided with a slight increase of a hundred billion dollars. Once you grow tired of it, we will get it removed with triple the money. You can even get an extra tail if you wish! Exciting, is it not? 

Can we get 3 cheers for Taco Bob? Hip hip hooray! Oh? What's that? You'd like to be celebrated too? Well, look no further! We don't only provide you three cheers, we provide you three hips! Let's get 3 hip transplants for you, dear customer!

As they say, "Stop hitting my hilarious hip with your finny stick!"