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The Swan is a deadly kick created and derived from the P.E. class- standing for perpendicular eating. Knowing that the swan has 0% accuracy, it is a hard skill to master. Opponents will be confused and irritated at the directions of the ball. The swan, the position being arms out like a swan, and one leg kicked out, is therefore a very rare and hard skill to learn. 

Not only does the swan work on its own, as a way to defeat all your opponents with its weird "structure", it also pairs with "grandpa". Whereas it was derived from my strict grandpa who says okay by giving a thumb up between his legs, the grandpa is a hard skill to learn too. While squatting at a 360 degree angle, you feet has to be in complete opposite directions, hands are spinning. To achieve this, you will need to take a surgery to dislocate your wrist (See Healthcare for options). This will take over a trillion dollars, but we will make it a big cheaper by increasing the sales to 6 trillion. After spinning, you must throw the ball in the air, and push it to the swan's foot, and make it hard for the swan to make it accurate. This is our technique. This is hamburger. 

The Sussy Swan appears to be The Swan, but in reality you roll the ball with your foot instead of kicking it. This is very useful to confuse your opponents even more, but is an incredibly hard skill to master.

Absorb is a great way to scoop up the ball and confuse your opponents. You wait until the ball is rolling towards you, and then you scoop it up and push it away into the air with your arms and hands. It is quite hard to master, but like The Swan, it is also quite unpredictable. This move also goes incredibly well with The Swan, where you attempt to throw the ball towards someone, and that person does The Swan on the ball.

This is a second technique, similar to Absorb. In this move, you absorb the enemy's fists, and finally, there will be a hole on your stomach, then just walk away with a smile. Since it includes free ketchup, it will be a hard skill to learn. Our employees are very pleased to have this money earning opportunity.