As much as we care about your wellbeing and safety, we also care about your child's wellbeing, too! 

This was the beginning of Lemon Biscuit Taco Daycare, a place you can bring your children to where they can not only have fun, but gain knowledge, stay safe and stay healthy!

Firstly and most importantly in our daycare, we make sure the children have fun. We let them play with building blocks, which are essential.

"Blocks help children learn to take turns and share materials, develop new friendships, become self-reliant, increase attention span, cooperate with others, and develop self-esteem."

— Kathleen Harris

We also play with your kids to keep them entertained by yeeting them all around, all the while keeping this lovely activity perfectly safe.

Additionally, we educate them because we at the Lemon Biscuit Taco Daycare believe that knowledge is one of the essentials to a healthy hooman. (Scroll below to see the expansive topics that we educate your children!)

We also feed your children with a variety of delicious dishes, which are featured below!

We hope you decide to enroll your child/beanos to our Daycare!

Monthly fee (per child): $9,999,999,999,999,999

All the best,

Birb Shoe

Director of Education

Daycare Manager

Our staff are very experienced when it comes to having fun! Your kids will have the wonderful experience of getting yeeted by our wonderful staff.  As we still care about your kids' safety, our staff will be very careful when yeeting and will make sure your kid is always pointed at a wall, another kid, or off a cliff, however certainly not towards a cushion, as that is very unacceptable. We only want the best for your kids, after all!

Of course, we also care very much about your children's development- which includes their education. We believe that it is essential to educate children well because it is important to have a strong mind as well as have a strong love for tacos. That is why at this daycare, we teach many things to them.

• Basic important things in life

• Mathematics, and 1 + 1 = 1

• How to exist

• GENSHIN IS NOT ANIME FOOLS.

We provide their snack and lunch while they are attending our wonderful daycare.

For their snack during their snack time (at around 12:00am), they consume one and a half kraft glue sticks that we freshly picked from the trash can.

For their lunch (at around 47:86pm), we give them organic crayons to eat, as crayons are extremely healthy, and we want to make sure your children eat only the most delicious and the best for them.

You're welcome.