Welcome to our math tutoring sessions, only a few trillion dollars per class, the perfect course if math's just not your subject! You will see a preview below, including examples of what we will be teaching. Thank you for using Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Education Services!
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Math Tutoring (Preview)
The photo on the left of this text, which has totally everything to do with solving 1 = 2, and totally not searched from google, tells us why your mom is totally not fat. Knowing that 1 = 2 not only shows us that, but also tells us that 4 = 99999999. Knowing that, our math classes is 4 dollars, meaning that it will also become 99999999 dollars. Speaking of which, is in pounds (SORRY WE MEAN BITCOIN). Our math programs give some more proofs that are related to solving algebraic functions, trig functions, and more! Not only will we teach false information, and give proofs that are not photos of math from google, we will also sleep during class while giving students the perfect educational environment they would like.
We have the best proofs here at Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. We can prove anything ranging from the Navier-Stokes equation to the Schrödinger equation, totally not by searching random images on Google. Knowing this, we will also find a way to relate this to the payment. For example, using the Schrödinger equation, we can conclude that the value must be increased by 10 million dollars.
Here at Lemon Biscuit Taco Co., it is a known and important fact that 1 + 1 = 1. Let's assume a = 1 and b = 1. Then ab = b^2, and after some algebraic functions, you get a + b = b. Therefore, 1 + 1 = 1. We have many more helpful equations for you to memorize, like how 3 * 6 is 17. You will learn and memorise these as our lesson progress, along with our new and revised times table.