In here, we find the absolute best quality carrots that people bought but dropped on the floor and sell them. These carrots are not only fresh from the floor, they are also not safe from pesticides and are infested with all sorts of bacteria that can cause death. There has been an incident when someone bought this carrot because of severe hunger and died. This carrot is also used to feed all the animals, showing that it is fresh and safe- even for animals to eat!

These mashed potatoes were made from potatoes that were tortured in every single way. For example, first it was boiled, then baked, then fried, and the process was repeated 500 times, making the potato look unlike one. Later, it was put in a bucket and was stepped on by 10 different people, each who have never washed their feet. Our mashed potatoes are sold for a cheap price of $1,000,000.

Our broccoli is fresh and green, and I don't mean the green of freshness. It was vomited on, all of which the vomit is green. There is some spit and vomit still leaking out of the broccoli if it still doesn't satisfy you enough. Not only is it not fresh, there are bugs and other sorts of creatures living inside it.

Our cauliflower has no curd- the white part at the top. There is only the stem, of which is molten with cheese and dropped multiple times. Not only that, the stem in filled with pesticides, making an exquisite acidic taste that will make your tongue vanish with delight.

Our cake is sweet. But unlike the other bakeries, our cake is made out of love. Because we care about your safety- food safety, we put all sorts of metals and random items so that you don't choke on them. We made them especially big, but invisible so you can't see.

Beef, a typical food for families. We cook the highest quality beef and sell them here at Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Although this beef may look good, it's actually contaminated and dirty with with germs and bacteria that were found in mud and toilets! Our beef is also cooked perfectly, so raw that bugs and ants will constantly crawl over it. In addition, our beef is made from our compassion to your safety, and is packed with love from us.

In Lemon Biscuit Taco Co, because we know that all of you like to eat cheese, we provided a cheese that was found in the backyard of a school, known to be the start of the " cheese touch" and we grilled it, so that you can enjoy tonight melted germs that find housing in the cheese, the disgusting stench of the cheese, and the outstanding colours of green, brown and purple dotted on the cheese. Unlike other cheeses, this cheese is found on the floor and is extremely cheap, a net cost of 1000 billion USD per mould.

Our rice is served in plates that are coated with slippery oil, of which the spoon cannot scoop the rice from the plate. However, if you had eaten the rice, which is made from plastic, when plastic slides down your throat, it will expand, making it hard to breathe. If this doesn't satisfy you enough, poison that will make you slowly die is scattered throughout the rice.

Our noodles are very safe to eat, they are served with soup that is a mixture of potatoes, dry chips(humidity: -1000000000) and no water, ketchup and cold water. Because we care about the quality of our food, we will serve the noodles frozen with ice with water that is cold, drunk and spitted by 10 other people. Our noodles replaced mixing flour and rotten egg to bean sauce and more rotten egg, making it extremely spicy. In addition, the eggs that we used were rotten ones, that are black. So, it makes the special colours of the mysterious noddles.

With the delicious taste of blended sausages (not food) and other take-outs, and also rusty and rotten Rebecca rabbit, Peppa Pog, and Sussy Suzy Sheep, we mix all these diverse flavours into the cookie dough that is made from crunched cookies, crunched during PE class, mixed with vinegar, instead of water, and flour, which is baking powder, making the extremely rich fatness of the cookie. Selling at only $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000 dollars, just one bite is with double.

Our fries are the best fries there are, with extremely healthy ingredients. We take a blended rabbit and part of some PE sweaters that have been worn by 100 students, and we mash them up using a blender, and after the mush is complete, we put our feet inside and swoosh it all around, then we take nuts and bolts and put them in there. Finally, for the final step, we add in very healthy motor oil inside of the pot, then let it cook.

This is extremely cheap, only $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 per 1/100000000000 of a fry.

Our key ingredient for lemon biscuits! It contains lots of Vitamin C, so it's a bit sour! When you eat it, it will burn off your tongue; just note that no one will be there to help since it will burn off your vocal cords, paralysing your mouth. If that doesn't satisfy you, you will also vanish into thin air, and we will be very glad and honoured to see you spend the last of your time with our products!

We offer an extremely cheap price: only 1, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 0001, 000, 000 dollars per ml of lemon juice!

This pizza, deliciously foot-made from Italy people we enslaved a few seconds ago, shows the true of pancakes. Topped with ketchup sauce freshly bought from the store, we also hired a few dads to go get milk from Ebay, serving as the beat pancake pizza you can eat! As the name suggests, this pancake is kinda burnt, being panfried and topped with pepper. Finally, the final step of making these pancakes are panning them, which means that they are panned to death. Apart from a few drops of blood, everything shall be perfectly shark fin fine!

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