Because we want you to have fun in a safe way, we provide you with Lemon Biscuit Taco Co.'s 'Pillow' Fighting! Don't worry, it is 100% safe.

For your information, you will be provided a burning metal pillow with spikes on it. As the whistle blows, everyone is going to rush to each other and attempt to hit each other. Ahh, the childhood memories! If that doesn't satisfy you, some of the pillows are provided auto machine guns for try-hard people to use. We made the pillow with osmium, the same material used to make Captain America's shield! Still, it is perfectly safe.