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Why choose our school, you may ask. Well, why did you choose to live? That is the reason why you should choose our school. Our school offers violent teachings, with people like cyno, to regale blood pressure of the students. We care so much about your safety, so much that even breathing is for the cool kids only. Our school offesr high quality courses in only one subject, which is photosynthesis, and another subject, which is harvest season. Finally, our school offesr greata facilities, like cardboard pools for swimming practice, in which students are not to be seen after they use the cardboard pool, and also greate playgrounds, with a few dead bodies, but you can always ignore that. Maybe horrror based stories are written based on their experience in our school, what a great example of the fun they are having at lemon biscuit taco co school!

We offer great learning resources, but we also offer discount prices. OT us, we think that discount prices are more important than our studen’ts lives. This is because students think we are the greatest, and like to hang out with smoking the bear, and pay us money to ignore them. By diong this, we train them to be independet bears, and plants. The discount we offer is one is a million, and it is almost impossible to get at top tier universities such as harvard, princeton, etc. It is a discountnt where we market 100% of your money and the discount price is 500% of your money. Think about it this way, 100% of the money you have, meaning that you will have nothing left. 500% of your money means you will have negative money! How convenient and fun. THis is just a way of convincing that our discount prices are unique, and the only thing we offer is something we take away from you.