Although this device might sound cool, its hobbies are actually smoking! Althought this might not make sense, your mother does not too. Firstly, she made a mistake, which is defined by google to be you. DO not let this discourage you, and what I am implying is not that the phone is better than you, but that you are worse than the phone. Furthermore, here are a few reasons why you should buy our phone. 

Frsitly, It doesn’t work!. According to a study by lemo biscuit taco co scientists, phones that do not work make this bright screen contraption less addicting, which will not only cause dementia to people, but will also make duolingo hunt you down in a game of hunting and gathering, just as our ancestors do. Benefits of this will lead to a short life, which will lead to more happinniess, because of less depression. What this study is showing is that not only do the benfits of having a not working phone decrease life span, but will also trap you in a bubble where you cannot breathe, and will be forced to do  duolingo classes every day. 

Secondly, it is spammed by random sites. The moment you repair the phone at our scam store, lemon biscuit taco co repairs, it will be scammed by healthcare sites that will make you doubt your healthcare. Some sites include, “ You are mongolian if you have a phone that is 5G”

Finally, it is safe. Totally. 

As the name suggests, this device version is way better because it feature one less camera!. UNlike apple, our products add oneore camera that does work, but the camera is located after you buy another camera and install it in your phone. For now, however, as we do not scam, we will insert a cardboard camera taped on your phone. Do not mess with the duct tape, the carboard piece keeps on falling off idk why so if you rip the tape its going to fall off. You don't want your family to die again, right? 

If you are not pleased with your device, please contact 123123123123. THis phone number does not work, as we have a no karen polcy in this area. We also don't accept refunds, todaloo!

Yes, we added another edition. WE just changed the entire number by 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1. I looked at patrick as I stared in fear. Patrick slowly patted my head dry, and I felt a breeze of love and romance come by. 

“ You are such a good child. Your mother must be so happy/proud of you” I was feeling very patrificickned and very panik because usually I don’t receive that amount of affection. 

“ Daimon thinks that we should go hunt for treasure instead of breathing on grass, while ten dogs come to sniff you because they think you smell good because you rolled in mud.” Patrick said. I chuckened. “ Of course, genshin it not anime” 

I held his hand as we strolled down the crimson city streets of inazauma. As the theme song eerily kept on playing, we did the toe to toe jump thing as we bought dango milk from ganyu. It was a very fun moment of truth. The raiden shogun has to be mocked, she just has to. So when she was walking on electricity, I was stamping on her mom, because we legally changed her name to electricity. Her mom was gasping for air, as I swung my wolfhook. She started dragging us like a wolf pack, and kept on crawling on the floor as we attached a sled to her body. 

Such violence is gud for ur body if you want to live a nice and healthy lifestyle. 

Hi. My name is Lemon biscuit, and today I'm talking about the effects jesus had on the economic stability and the safety of the country desert. When jesus was a little somalian girl, she always had a dream of achieving what his father achieved. He could only do this when he spli the bread and wine and make more bread and wine, while running the marathon. ONce he did this, he gained respect from the people and the people started following his across the desert to be his disciple. This phone traps the sweat from traveling accross the desert and converts it to kinetic energy, and this new phone was rebirthed from scratch.