Carol never wore her safety goggles... now she doesn't need them.
With her giant muffins and her only one ear, you will experience the one and only shockwave of doom. BY slapping you across the face, you will take 1 million damage, and by looking at her one human ear, you will become deaf. Once you make eye contact with the mona-lisa eyes, she will freeze you using elementary reactions ( you got monaed) or ( you got lisaed) dad digga dad digga dad dad digga dig a hole in ur grasstard.
Rarity: 6-Star
Element: Electro
Weapon: Bow
Her/him, she is transgender, signature weapon is the rat-dog-swan. The arrow is unique for its 0% accuracy, just like the swan kick. It will be sure to confuse enemies, as they can never be sure where the arrow will go. This name, as hinted, means that it is made out of rat organs, dog fur and also the precise movements of a swan. With this, it can only shoot 90 arrows at a time, infused with some string of her mittens. Once an enemy takes damage from this arrow, they will be wrapped from the strings of the mitten, and forever sent to the shadow realm where thousands of other innocents live. There is no escape.
C1. Can summon adopt me mega neon fly ride bat fry dragon ( asian versin)
C2. Can increase her talents level (guhua mitten) by 100.
C3, extra grass.
C4. a dot on clothes
c5. dot is gone
c6. dot is back
Carol summoning ritual-
To start the summoning ritual for carol, you will need to hire 1 hacker, 1 kidnapper. Cut off the tongue of the child that you kidnapped, and use his tongue to lick a rat dog. After the rat dog is feeling offended and bit you, you must hide and sela your body and send yourself to the yinyang circle in heaven. After that, you will attract carol's addiction of violence, and as she wakls over to your computer, you will need to smear her blood over the computer. After that, click on the ten-pull button 100 times if you have enough primogems ( f2p players are banned minimum spending of 100000000 hkd) and say hello to your barbara!
That's not a body behind him. Don't look.
Do not be fooled by his spectacular name and brilliant smile. Although his name sounds very familiar, not copied from Genshin, and is very osthanmus winey, his abilities prove to be very weak. Tap his elemental nonexistent skill to breathe air, once 100 energy particles are accumulated, you can tap on his elemental burst. For this, he pulls out a buchers knife to chop up some porkchop for you to enjoy! His outfit looks like a Geo Archon, but his Vision is none! he is a noble! He is useless!
One talent that he has is having OCD. As according to the name, his OCD problem is very serious. When seeing a single disoriented part of your face, he will beat you up to death until the corpse satisfies him. The will aligns the corpse as a form of a matrices, and then will align your organs. When upgraded, the speed of his talent will be faster.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: Geo
Weapon: Polearm
A spear originating back to the good old caveman days, from the ooga booga people. (This is not meant to be derogatory towards any kind of race, only a caveman joke.)
NO description, as your doctor for a prescription before you buy drugs from us :) have a wonderful day and hope that you can continue shopping with us at lemon biscuit taco co.
C1. extra 1 crit rate
C2. Talent upgrade by 10
C3. Adds a star for being a good boy on his shirt
C4. Removes the star because he didn't do his math homework
C5. Adds a computer to his design
C6. takes away his computer because he finished his math homework too early.
It's the hair cat, it's the hair cat!
It's the hair cat! It's the hair cat! She sweeps away randomly spawning hairs with the right side of her body. She's coming for you! It's the hair cat!
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: Anemo
Weapon: Catalyst
It's the hair cat! It's the hair side up.
C1 - Elemental skill creates a vortex, sweeping in enemies' hair.
C2 - For every hair collected, she receives an ATK bonus 20% of her Base ATK, as well as a speed bonus.
C3 - Please do not roll for this. She is already overpowered.
C4 - I said stop!!!
C5 - You're hopeless. It's gone too far. I'm sorry.
C6 - Congratulations! You win the game and a complimentary visit to the therapist!
Skills:
Sweep (Normal Attack)
It's the Hair Cat! (Chant) (Elemental Skill)
Sweeping Time (Cat Modification) (Elemental Burst)
Dance Off (Alternate Sprint)
The true master of Swiss Cheese.
Black, long hair tight in a bun reveals a furrowed, sad face. Darting blue eyes, set well within their sockets, watch gratefully over the wildlife they've been isolated from for so long.
Fallen debris left a mark stretching from the bottom of the left cheek, running towards the tip of the nose and ending on her left nostril and leaves an amusing memory of her reckless luck.
The is the face of Jayde Afton, a true hero among humans. She stands tiny among others, despite her bulky frame. There's something obscure about her, perhaps it's her unusual alliances or perhaps it's simply a feeling of indifference. But nonetheless, people tend to invite her into their homes, while secretly despising her.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: (Cheese) Hydro
Weapon: Sword
A fairly large, slim, curved blade made of ivory is held by a grip wrapped in dull, sapphire blue smooth leather.
With just a razor-sharp point this weapon is the ideal choice to turn your enemies into Swiss cheese.
The blade has a jagged, twisted cross-guard, offering plenty of protection to the owner's hands and thus his or her life. The cross-guard has a simple loop on each side, which is common on many weapons.
A wide pommel is decorated with common gems, commonness for a commonly made weapon.
The blade itself is engraved. The symbol of the owner's house is engraved on the blade, but the blade will surely be decorated in battle.
This weapon is used by champions and proven fighters. You'd expect nothing less from such fighters.
Are you a cheesified citizen?
She eyed him from the ground.
Chestnut, short hair hangs over a chiseled, warm face. Hollow black eyes, set wickedly within their sockets, watch fondly over the ships they've felt at home at for so long.
Soft skin delightfully compliments her nose and and leaves a satisfying memory of her fortunate survival.
The is the face of Fluxinky Greaseblast, a true ally among goblins. She stands graciously among others, despite her light frame.
There's something enticing about her, perhaps it's a feeling of delight or perhaps it's simply her sense of humor. But nonetheless, people tend to stay on her good side, while learning as much about her as possible.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: Hydro
Weapon: Claymore
The axe blade has a crescent edge, and has mysterious engravings across it. The top of the halberd is tipped with a thin wedge 10 inch/25cm long, and the back edge forms a large pair of blades. The entire head is bound to the shaft with a decorative ring.
The copper shaft is 1.6m/5.2ft long and has a silk-bound grip.
It is very heavy, and is well balanced.
TOUCH THE WORLD!
Industry
Genre
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: (?)
Weapon: Catalyst
A catalyst that attacks enemies with random photos. Has a 99% chance to shoot out stock images. Crits shoot out getty stock images.
C1 - Watermark AoE increase
C2 - Watermark AoE increase
C3 - Watermark AoE increase
C4 - Watermark AoE increase
C5 - Watermark AoE increase
C6 - Watermark AoE increase
She is the cardboard. They are one.
Although she looks like earthworm sally inside a hot pocket, and on the verge of being reheated in the microwaves, her face of disapproval will haunt enemies, making them unable to sleep, and therefore dying. Carboard also teaches you, and reminds enemies on how they always look like seawater and seaweed, and upon reflecting on their past, they die. By breathing, they die. By walking, they also die.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: Dendro
Weapon: Claymore
Osmanthus Wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memeories. We will be drunk from dusk till down, the carboard teacher shall remind us all. Shalt the memories of the books reign us so, the happy world of haribo!
Dont question me. I was drinking beer when I was writing this.
C1. Carboard fury, her elemental attack will shoot out carboard bits from 7th grade science class. Her elemental burst will attack everything in a 1 meter radius with carboard.
C2. Carboard Gorilla: Summons a gorilla made out of carboard. Immune to anything.
C3. has a dot in the carboard
C4. The carboard has a leash
C5, The carboard has a microphone, so order will be more clear.
Crickets always have complimentary top hats. But what is the true power of these hats?
This name acts as it sounds. By dissolving these words altogehter, we can see that there is going to be a cricket inside your jeyboard. And this is a brief introduction on this topic of cricket keyboard. You keyboard, when the cricket has pressed the elemental skill, will shoot out cricket organs out, such as random legs, hands, bones, teeth, and you will recieve a few drops of blood on your keyboard too. The elemental burst will summon a whale to break your computer, so everything in your life with be ded alongisde your father.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: Dendro
Weapon: Catalyst
"You shall hen and ben shall wail. You shall wail and a whale shall summon"A famous cricket keyboard once said this, and itmeans that its signature weapon is a book. Her playstyle is quite intriguign, and she is a catalyst. Her normal attack consists of shooting out organs ( same with her elentanl burst) she her elemental burst is totally effective,
C1. Taking DMG from a Charge Level 2 Frostflake Arrow Bloom decreases opponents' Cryo RES by 15% for 6s.
A hit regenerates 2 Energy for Ganyu. This effect can only occur once per Charge Level 2 Frostflake Arrow, regardless if Frostflake Arrow itself or its Bloom hit the target.
C2.Trail of the Qilin gains 1 additional charge.
C3. Increases the level of Celestial Shower by 3.
Maximum upgrade level is 15.
C4. Opponents standing within the AoE of Celestial Shower take increased DMG. This effect strengthens over time.
Increased DMG taken begins at 5% and increases by 5% every 3s, up to a maximum of 25%.
The effect lingers for 3s after the opponent leaves the AoE.
totally not ganyus constellation. Do not sue us for copying ._.
This klee also known as clover, will have the abilty to bomb any one anywhere! ofcourse this is such a great deal, and it is trademarked. This klee will set up a lot of bombs online, and start bombing everyones computers. veryone, whether they are on zoom, searching safari for pictures of shoes, vikings who are hiking on computers digitally, or lemonbiscuit taco co addicts, will all love and joy their computer being bonbarded with pictures of osmanthus wine,
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: Pyro
Weapon: Catalyst
Just a button with 1 crit rate bonus damage :)
C1. extra bonus damage
C2. has another name instead of budget klee
C3. stonk moves
c4. optional spam pictures
c5. Random duck walking around in circles
c6. no more random duck
He can shoot out powerful redbull blasts that will make sure your power goes out for 1 million years. His elemental skill consists of 4 electric waves, aiming at himself. His moans and groans will signify the presence of the hilichurls, and will deal continuous aoe damage. His vision is a electro vision, totally better than mihoyos one.
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: Electro
Weapon: Catalyst
electro tazor shockwaves thing
Constellation - adds 2 dots on this
White, greasy hair double braided to reveal a round, friendly face. Glinting amber eyes, set graciously within their sockets, watch delicately over the natives they've looked after for so long.
Fallen debris left a mark reaching from just under the right eyebrow, running towards the other eye and ending above her right eye and leaves a heartbreaking memory of an unusual alliance.
The is the face of Daphne Shepherd, a true romanticist among humans. She stands small among others, despite her scraggy frame.
There's something bizarre about her, perhaps it's her company or perhaps it's simply her gentleness. But nonetheless, people tend to pretend to be her best friend, while wishing they were more like her.
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: (?)
Weapon: Sword
A long, slim, straight blade made of silver is held by a grip wrapped in ordinary, red cow leather.
A single, sharp edge makes this weapon ideal for both blocking and slicing, your enemies won't stand a chance.
The blade has a narrow, curved cross-guard, adding weight to the blade for a better weight balance, as well as offering hand protection during battle. The cross-guard has an intricate spider on each side, a clear sign this weapon belongs to a champion.
A thick pommel is engraved with the symbol of the house this sword belongs to, a symbol many would kill for.
The blade itself is simple. No markings, no decorations and no engravings, but the blade will surely be decorated in battle.
This weapon is used by higher ranked guards. Worn by the wealthiest among us, but not always the most deserving among us.
C1 raging vortex. Your mom will come and kill you because you didn't finish your math homework :)
As a german, lisa erich loves bowling. Therfore, because her bad name, her elemental skill is the skill of having a bad name. From throwing bowling balls, the enemy will take 1 damage. Lisa erich is also fond of mac and cheese ( the american kind where you rheat it in a microwave) and she alos loves baguettes ( that is her main friend)
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: Geo
Weapon: Catalyst
Pizza. Lisa Erich's favourite weapon is the ball. The black bowling ball.
"Good work."
In progress.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: (?)
Weapon: ?
security bee is that you???
And how does that make you feel?
[long bio]
In progress.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: Emotional
Weapon: Catalyst
Skills:
Therapeutic Headpat - (Normal Attack)
[short bio].
[long bio]
In progress.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: _
Weapon: Catalyst
Skills:
Sponsored Ad - (Normal Attack)
He says: "The meaning of BOO is —used to express contempt or disapproval or to startle or frighten". Did he scare you?
In progress.
Comes with 2 Transmutation Materials when played. If your deck originally includes at least 6 Artifact cards, you will randomly also draw 1 Artifact Card from your deck. End Phase: Gain 1 Transmutation Material. When playing an Artifact Card: If possible, spend Transmutation Materials equal to the total cost of the Artifact and equip this Artifact for free. (Once per Round)
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: _
Weapon: Sword
Skills:
The Abstract - (Normal Attack)
The Thesis - (Elemental Skill)
The 10-Page Scientific Paper - (Elemental Burst)
[short bio].
[long bio]
In progress.
Rarity: 5-Star
Element: _
Weapon: Polearm
is a stick
Skills:
Finny Flop Flick - (Normal Attack)
[short bio].
[long bio]
In progress.
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: _
Weapon: Sword
is a bone
Skills:
Hilarious Hip Hit - (Normal Attack)
He moonwalks. What more must be said?
Red, flowing hair hangs over a craggy, sad face. Glistening gray eyes, set far within their sockets, watch delightedly over the town they've rarely felt at home at for so long.
Freckles are spread charmingly around his cheeks and leaves an intriguing memory of his fortunate survival.
This is the face of Alred Moonwalker, a true challenger among blood elves. He stands short among others, despite his hefty frame.
There's something puzzling about him, perhaps it's his personality or perhaps it's simply his gentleness. But nonetheless, people tend to assist him, while trying to hide from him.
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: Pyro
Weapon: Sword
A large, thin, straight blade made of iron is held by a grip wrapped in extravagant, green wolf leather.
Because its sharp on both its edges this weapon will slice, dice, stab and jab your enemies and shred whatever's left of them.
The blade has a barbed, straight cross-guard, offering plenty of protection to the owner's hands and thus his or her life. The cross-guard has a basic orb on each side, so this weapon is for just about anybody with the right amount of cash.
A thick pommel is marked with a quality symbol, not the most impressive symbol to be fair.
The blade itself is engraved. The symbol of the owner's house is engraved on the blade, with the exception of the small scratches from battle, which are perhaps the best marks for a weapon.
This weapon is used the lower ranked guards. A decent weapon which serves its purpose.
Constellation level 1
Blonde, wavy hair tight in a ponytail reveals a strong, time-worn face. Wide pink eyes, set appealingly within their sockets, watch eagerly over the lands they've shown mercy on for so long.
Fire has left a mark stretching from just under the right eye , first running towards thin lips and ending on her left cheekbone and leaves a stinging burden of her fortunate upbringing.
The is the face of Leadrieth Dawnthorn, a true daredevil among night elves. She stands average among others, despite her slim frame.
There's something bewildering about her, perhaps it's a feeling of coldness or perhaps it's simply her kindness. But nonetheless, people tend to ask her for favors, while hoping to one day follow in her footsteps.
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: Pyro
Weapon: Sword
A short, broad, smooth blade made of silver is held by a grip wrapped in strange, dark brown goat leather.
A fine, sharp point makes this weapon the best choice if you want to pierce, prick, puncture and perforate your enemies. The blade has a barbed, twisted cross-guard, adding just enough weight to make sure the blade sits firmly in the owner's hand and protecting those same hands as well. The cross-guard has a simple twist on each side, which tells you this weapon belongs to a soldier or commoner.
A wide pommel is engraved with a quality symbol, a symbol which doesn't prove much.
The blade itself is unadorned. No markings can be found, an everyday weapon needs no decorations.
This weapon is used the lower ranked guards. A respectable weapon for mostly respectable people.
Blonde, shoulder-length hair slightly reveals a chiseled, frowning face. Bright green eyes, set low within their sockets, watch delightedly over the sea they've been seperated from for so long.
Fire has left a mark stretching from the top of the left cheek , first running towards his fairly big lips and ending on his right nostril leaves a bittersweet memory of a former life.
This is the face of Bruce Falcon, a true hero among humans. He stands oddly among others, despite his bulky frame.
There's something intriguing about him, perhaps it's his disposition or perhaps it's simply his personality. But nonetheless, people tend to lie about knowing him to brag, while making up bigger stories about him.
Rarity: 4-Star
Element: Hydro
Weapon: Sword
A fairly short, wide, barbed blade made of glass is held by a grip wrapped in extremely rare, gold colored cow leather.
With its sharp, dual-edged blade this weapon makes for the best choice for those looking for power, versatility and general awesomeness.
The blade has a spiked, twisted cross-guard, adding weight to the blade for a better weight balance, as well as offering hand protection during battle. The cross-guard has an elaborate owl head on each side, a unique design for a unique weapon.
A large pommel is decorated with a rare gem, fine details which prove how carefully this weapon was crafted.
The blade itself is bare. No markings can be found. While the hilt is as elegant as its owner, the blade has to be as strong as its owner.
This weapon is used by the royal guard. You'd expect nothing less from such fighters.
This sword is so beautiful and smart, that its existence is even dead! This is the sword that cuts through nothing, and the only thing that is benefited from using this is your weird gestures when you try to use this sword!
A fairly long, slim, curved blade made of steel is held by a grip wrapped in fairly common, sapphire blue goat leather.
A single, sharp edge makes this weapon ideal for both blocking and slicing, your enemies won't stand a chance. The blade has a narrow, curled cross-guard, offering plenty of protection to the owner's hands and thus his or her life. The cross-guard has a plain orb on each side, so this weapon is for just about anybody with the right amount of cash.
A large pommel is marked with a quality symbol, not the most impressive symbol to be fair.
The blade itself is engraved. Several runes are etched into the blade, which only adds to the elegance of this weapon, as well as its cost.
This weapon is used only during celebrations. undefined.
A fairly small, thick, barbed blade made of crystal is held by a grip wrapped in extremely rare, grey bear leather.
Because its sharp on both its edges this weapon makes for the best choice for those looking for power, versatility and general awesomeness.
The blade has a large, slightly curved cross-guard, adding just enough weight to make sure the blade sits firmly in the owner's hand and protecting those same hands as well. The cross-guard has an elegant spider on each side, marking the house it belongs to.
A small pommel is decorated with precious gems, which is to be expected from such an elegant weapon.
The blade itself is simple. No markings can be found, but the blade will surely be decorated in battle.
This weapon is used by champions and proven fighters. An excellent weapon for the defense of the country.
A small, slim, warped blade made of steel is held by a grip wrapped in strange, navy blue snake leather.
A fine, sharp point makes this weapon a perfect choice if you wish to puncture your enemies to death with ruthless speed and precision.
The blade has a jagged, twisted cross-guard, creating the ideal weight balance to allow for smooth and accurate swings with this blade. The cross-guard has an ornamented flame on each side, this weapon was clearly a custom order, probably by an important figure.
A large pommel is marked with the symbol of the house this sword belongs to, a symbol one can be proud of.
The blade itself is fairly simple. No markings, no decorations and no engravings, but the blade will surely be decorated in battle.
This weapon is used by the royal guard. An exceptional weapon for exceptional fighters.
A fairly long, thick, warped blade made of ivory is held by a grip wrapped in low-cost, light brown goat leather.
Because it only has a razor-sharp point this weapon will make sure your enemies are full of holes with deadly speed and precision.
The blade has a wide, twisted cross-guard, which makes sure the blade is both balanced and capable of protecting the owner's hands against any sliding sword. The cross-guard has a simple ring on each side, a sign of mass production.
A fairly small pommel is engraved with the sword maker's symbol, not the most impressive symbol to be fair.
The blade itself is fairly simple. No markings can be found, engravings, marks and decorations are only for special or expensive weapons.
This weapon is used the lower ranked guards. A respectable weapon for mostly respectable people.
she slaps, has a 1000000000000000 crit rate, who wouldn't want tico bob on their team!