Given the specific situation of a fire, you will have to save the crew, our very expertise grade 1 pilots who will cause more fires and drive it in the wrong way, and the whole plane. If you don't, our staff and security team will suffocate you with a taco or a banana. You will have to follow to following instructions: 

1.  Carry buckets of water and spit into the plane to put out the fire

2. Unbuckle the 1000 seatbelts of the drivers

3. In the last 10 seconds try to save yourself (remember, there are no parachutes!) 

And remember this mnemonic device at the case of fire -- BUS:

Bucket, Unbuckle, and Save the crew before yourself!

If you're concerned, walk straight into the fire. We hid some yummie gummies in the fridge!

Also, remember this mnemonic: WFIAFDNUTL

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Sorry. I've forgotten what it means.

Lastly, say thank you to our wonderful, expertise first grade pilots for the amazing flight.

Because we care about your safety so much, we will visit places with extremely foggy skies and lots of turbulence, so that the 1st grade pilots won't know what to do. In case of crash, please go into brace brace position and hope for the best. Thank you.

In case of an evacuation mid-flight, no parachutes will be provided. No help will be regulated, and you will have to try to survive on your own! You will have to first save the pilots who have no experience in evacuation, then the crew, then yourself in the last 5 seconds if you can. 

In the foggy mists of the air, it will be quite difficult to breathe, as with the height and air pressure given, oxygen is futile. In case there is little oxygen, you will have to try to break the window and stick your head out to breath.

If you decline the offer, since your safety is priority, we will let you suffer on the plane with little oxygen, while you and others are cramped together. 

When the plane goes down, here is a procedure you will have to go through. Everyone will have to swim underneath the airplane and swim as hard as you can to keep the airplane floating. Then, we will use helicopters to take the plane up, fix the motors and leave you there, since we care about your safety very much. 

We do not provide boats or safety jackets, so please feel free to trample each other and use others to float to survive. Thank you!

Because we care so much about your safety, we might only have a few windows, and you might get sucked out of the plane, into the vortex of space. You might also die from lack of air. Please be cautious. In case of air sickness, we do not provide plastic bags, so you may vomit on the person next to you, but please be very careful not to vomit on the plane or the seats. Thank you.

Because we care about your safety very much, we will not provide food options, and the only food options are the people around you. The lack of food will not only cause death, it will also cause moans of suffering. We will then record these moans, and then put it on full volume, because we care about your safety so much, and make you annoyed with all of the noise. If you are too hungry, we will drop you off in a forest where we put 200 bears, and you can try to find some food. You're welcome.

Remember, there are no natural resources, and animals will be armored and supported with guns. 

But, there is another solution! For every 10 times you choose our airlines, you will receive a free taco or lemon biscuit. So don't forget to choose Lemon Biscuit Taco Airlines, where your safety is priority! Thank you!