This is our mission at LBTPBS (Lemon Biscuit Taco Plant-Based School). LBTPBS is the most environmentally friendly school you will come upon. We dedicate our lives to nature, and your child will experience the eye-opening process of becoming plant-based, ensuring life-long happiness. In this school, we will have teachers that will yell at students to grow every day, as a dedication to plant-based education. At first grade, they will have to be a sprouts, where they will cup their hands, on top of their heads, as a sprout formation. Then, after progressing further, they will have to squat less and less, and at fifth grade, their grade where they will have to sprout and turn into a beautiful butterfly, they will be tossed out of the school through the window so that they can experience nature at its finest.
LBTPBS school hours stretches for all 24 hours of the day, which gives time for all you parents to relax and trust your children in our hands! Your children are sure to have great fun and learn important plant basics at our school.
Lemon Biscuit Taco Plant-Based School provides plant excellence with a difference, emphasizing plant compassion and service across all plant grades.
Plant needs to grow, and to grow they need to sleep. However, we do not tolerate that because sleeping will make them grow as humans. As plants, we will grow through photosynthesis, and through learning about that through long hour lectures with a watering can on top of them every hour, we are sure that they will grow to become a compassionate plant.
"It's harvesting season!" These are the words that your kids will learn to scream with joy at as soon as they hear them.
According to new studies of science and plant based research from out wonderful scientists, we can conclude that harvest season is the season when all of the plants will deform as a result of us using scissors to cut off the juicy fruits. Therefore, when applying this concept to humans, we will peacefully chop off their legs/arms (Spin the wheel! So exciting!) and we will regrow humans.
Our school will teach children about harvesting season, with words they will love so much and squeal in excitement.
Here is an example dialoge between a child and our wonderful teachers.
Child: Horray, hozzuh, it is again another school day! Lots of fun, torture, turtles and fun!
Teachers: Shut up kid, get to work now. Or else you will be fired from work and will be broke. Oops I forgot, you are already broke. You don't have mora meat you only have sweet madam ( while playing genshin)
Child: Ok!
Teacher: Ok, I will teach you about a new term. It is called "harvesting season" but before I teach you , sign this paper for consent for me to harvest you. ( child signs it)
Teacher: Ok, so the real defiinition of harvest is the process or period of gathering in crops.
"farmers work longer hours during the harvest"
Similar:
gathering in of the crops
harvesting
harvest time
harvest home
reaping
picking
collecting
garnering
ingathering
gleaning
culling
verb
gather (a crop) as a harvest.
"after harvesting, most of the crop is stored in large buildings"
Similar:
gather in
gather
bring in
take in
reap
pick
collect
garner
But lucky for you, harvesting means to cut off some parts of you legs. NOw, spin this wheel to determine what we cut off.
Child: Screams in excitement. " No no, please spare me! I love and wnt to be harvested so badly!"
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