Welcome to our new restaurant! We only provide one option of food, which is tacos with lemon biscuits. Further drinks such as water are to be contaminated and not used for drinking. If this does not satisfy you enough, we provide no seating, and you will be served tacos and lemon biscuits in a dog bowl, of which you will worship as you are far from worthy, and then eat. or you could take the 125-hour flight and send your very own taco to your hometown! 

Of course, on occasions, we will serve other exquisite foods too. If our chefs feel like it, they may make you the most exquisite platter of cheese you will have ever seen, and only for $5000 billion! But these extra options are only available if you are a frequent customer of our services.