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Banana Pancakes

Try our award wining pancakes! These are full of rotten and poisonous bananas! So delicious and mushy ;D

Cinnamon Buns

Cinnamon buns are sweet, chewy and make the world a better place! Our restaurant makes these buns better than the original inventor (whoever that is).

Strawberry Sandwiches

STRAWBERRY SANDWICHES!  Never heard of them?  Good thing we provide these in our restaurant!  It's a sandwich full of donkey whip cream outdated by 50 years and strawberries harvested 100 years ago! It's healthy yet mushy!

Heavenly Croissants

Croissants are so flaky and buttery it's too heavenly for you humans to eat.  So here in our kitchen, we serve month old croissants just for the sake of human nature!  It's as hard as rock and is not as flavourful as paper.

Garlic Bread Appetizer

Our garlic bread with fetish cheese, tomato, and oil is what got us a Michelin star!  I dare you to try it or else...

Breakfast Yoghurts

Our breakfast yoghurts are cute, delicious, and nutritious with our expired ingredients! Give it a try and you'll fall in love instantly.

Avocado and Egg Toast

Our avocado on toast with over-boiled eggs is a specialty at our restaurant!

Fruit Pies

Our delicious pies come with all kind of fruits! There has to be nutrition somewhere and loads of sugar.  Our pies have crunchy ear wax crusts and whipped cream filling from our donkey milk.

Carrot Cake

Our carrot cake is used with carrots covered in pesticide  and guaranteed edible foam strawberry toppings.

Strawberry Rolls

Our strawberry rolls are creamy, expired, and AMAZING. Very recommended.

Poison Ivy Mochis

Presenting: our poison ivy mochis! Delicious, stretchy and itchy! YES! They're full of poison ivies. How nutritious!

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Our chocolate chip cookies are so heavenly, creamy, chocolatey and moist that you can't help but take more until you have to take our Gym classes.

Valentine Doughnuts

Our doughnuts, stuffed with whip cream and 10 years of rotten strawberries, are perfect to gift to your significant other for Valentine's Day!

S'mores Cake

Just try our s'mores cake. Just try it.

Plastic Cheesecake

Our cheesecakes are made from 100% plastic cheese, healthy and delicious!

Koala Vodka Ice Cream Float

Our cute Koala ice cream with vodka is perfect for children! It contains 50% alcohol, a small percentage considering how hard it is to win a 50/50.

Everlasting Tiramisu

Our tiramisu made from either expired or rotten coffee beans and coped with burnt breadstick, giving it a forever lasting sweet taste.

Chocolate Churros

Try our churros with chocolate! The chocolate is made from 100% mud.

Terror Tots

Potato tots are just out of this world!  Made with our special explosive rotten potatoes from our fresh natural farms.

Corn and Dogs

Try our crunchy corn dogs! Made with 100% corn and dogs.

Surpassing Spaghetti

Our spaghetti is so good that even Italians are jealous of our recipe! Give our spaghetti a try and you won't be able to stop.

Chinese Buns

There are just no words to describe our buns. No words. you will be left without any;)

Tacos, Epitome of Perfection, Meaning of Life

Coming at quite a price, our tacos are the epitome of perfection. One bite is so holy that your human body will not be able to handle the experience and will disintegrate instantly.

Spicy Chewy Tteokbokki

Our tteokbokki is so chewy, cheesy and spicy you will be obliged to order 200 portions.

Bear Curry

Our adorable yet delicious Japanese bear shaped curry! Feel every single one of your taste buds tingle as you eat the helpless rice bears drowning in curry.

Bee Sushi

Our adorable Japanese bee sushi is sure to make eating them unbearable. You will notice that as you are eating, the tramautized security bee will be having a seizure on the ground behind you as the Well-Done Bee comes after you.

Strawberry Shake

What time is it?  STRAWBERRY TIME! Enjoy our strawberry shake as you sip with a berry and pluck straws out from the whipped cream to eat!

Taco Coffee

Here's our favourite coffee made with taco beans. This is sure to wake you up like never before.

Diet Smoothie

Our smoothie is so healthy you'll lose 50 kg within one sip!