Roof Sliding

Behold: Roof Sliding! This is a delightful activity for thrill-seekers where you slide down a tilted rooftop. Like a giant slide that is not touching the ground, this is sure to bring back your childhood memories. Since we care so much about your safety, a string (plankton size) will be leashed onto you. there will be grade 1 stunter beside to "care" for you. If that didn't satisfy you enough, there will be no mattress provided at the bottom of the building! Also, there will not be refunds as usual and no video about it. Only $200000000000 per human!

Here are some WONDERFUL experiences from previous customers!

Ilovetaco203

I let my family try it, and no one survived! THEY CARE ABOUT OUR SAFETY SO MUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!

kindasus_baka20193

Wow, this was such a special experience, they care about our safety! They only let us fall at around 20000 mph! If they didn't care about our safety, then why did they have grade 1 stunter?

uwufrog000

I've never seen a company that cared more about my safety. They let me fall from a height of only 1000000000 meters, and made sure that nothing cushioned my landing. It was the best experience of my life.

Tacoreview1

This company was so considerate about my safety, they let me jump off a roof instead of sliding down! The friction on the roof bumps on my legs was so hot, I felt like I was a sauge rolling around in ice!

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