We give you time to enjoy our hot spring! So please enjoy it.

Introduction: Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Service Center is lucky to be located near a highly active volcano, and since we are so kind, we give the opportunity to have fun at the 'hot' spring!

The hot spring is totally safe. If you don't feel safe, here is the step of how to get to the hot spring. You will be guided by our blind grade 1 tour guides Emma Ng and you will either get ditched or fall down the cliff because of your clumsiness (the guides have parachutes). Don't worry, you will get free ketchup at the end. If you are the 1% lucky one, you will be on the top of the volcano! After you are on the volcano, go on and dive in! There will be a 1000 metre fall down and 25% that you will survive. If you are unlucky, you will still get free ketchup, and after you are at the end, you will meet face to face with the friendly red liquid made of ketchup and heat. If this doesn't satisfy you enough, there will not be any safety gear at the climb to raise the chance to get free ketchup (our ketchup is unlimited), and there will not be any food when you are in the volcano.

Our tour guides are the best at guiding you the wrong way. You will either end up down then up, up (cannonball!) then down (then up), or starve! One ending teaches you that cannibalism is right, and the others tell you how great Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. is, not bringing any safety equipment, which is totally safe, and giving you free ketchup at the ending. Also, our guides have parachutes, so if they lead you to the 'right' way then they will give the chance of free ketchup to you! if you disagree the guides will stuff burritos in your mouth until you suffocate. Thank you for using Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Entertainment!