Here are our wonderful staff who are determined to make sure you get the best out of our services.
Founder / ShareaChairman / CEO
The one who brought you Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Services!
"Tacos are life. Don't deny it."
Founder / ShareaChairman / CEO
The one who brought you Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. Services!
"Try the you receive nothing I receive everything deal!"
Receptionist / Accountant
The helpful receptionist, accountant, and COO of Lemon Biscuit Taco Co.! Manages calls and also provides demonic music as you wait an eternity for someone to answer your questions. She is also an expert in the art of moni.
"Hi. I’m scared. These are random people. Most of them I have never met in my life. I am scared."
"Drew Thumbnail myself now I am immune to Copyright strikes and demonetization"
Chief Financial Officer (CFO)
"How much money do you want?"
"More."
Head of Legal Affairs / Senior Financial Manager / Finance Lawyer
"SPLURGE"
With our brand new finance manager, he uses his experience with moneh to splurge on stonks, lemons, biscuits, baguettes and tacos. He is also the Head of Legal Affairs.
"When in doubt, spend the moneh on gamestop"
Head Engineer
"have you wondered why the sky is blue?"
"I built it"
"WTF-"
The engineer who built the perfect foundation for Lemon Biscuit Taco Co. From entertainment to the shop.
Director of Entertainment / 'Bungee' Jumping Manager
Our expert in bungee jumping - without the bungee... just the jumping.
Director of Education / Daycare Manager
With her knowledge and experience with yeeting hoomans, our Education and Daycare Manager is here to educate and ensure the safety and growth of your child, so that one day they may be yeeted off of a roof.
"The basics to big brain-ness is yeeting hoomans into burning rivers of lava"
Director of Plant-Based School / LBTPBS Assistant Mascot / Biology Teacher
As a pine tree, our Plant-Based School Manager, mascot, and teacher is extremely knowledgable in plants and will aid your child through their journey of becoming one with plants.
"I've slept 10 hours per day to become human, but since school has started, I am currently sleeping 4 hours per day and changing back into a tree🌲"
"'happy chrismas! tho i dont celebrate chrismas' 'me neither, im mourning for the deaths of my siblings, rest in peace pine trees, amen.'"
Airlines/Rules Enforcer
"I punish anyone who misbehaves."
Finance Lawyer / Financial Analyst
"Hehehehe your moni is in my hands"
She is as old as the McDonalds cheeseburger that lay at the hands of your matriarch.
Entertainment Legal Affairs / Roof Sliding Manager / Gacha System Artist
"My name says everything."
Legal Consultant / Receptionist
"no."
Entertainment Coordinator
"hat u"
Restaurant Manager
"FOOD!"
'Pillow' Fighting Manager
Random guy who walked in and did the form (didn't mind the iron bars and handcuffs) and got the job.
"I liek fried chicken"
Pilot Trainer
"You're going to need to look down then go into full throttle. Just remember, do it over a volcano, or an open sea where no one can help you."
Pilot
Pacific Ocean plane attack pilot who would love to conduct more attacks regarding plane crashing, building bombs, and bombing history!
Artist / Social Media Manager
As a devoted taco who has spent many hours, brain cells, and much of her sanity on drawing, she is here to bring joy to Lemon Biscuit Taco Co.'s visual components.
Gacha System Assistant
When you get a 5 star that Smokey the Bear doesn't approve, your life will now include.. garyteed!
Personal Assistant
Our expertise personal assistant spaghetti.
"Sure, just sure"
Tour Guide
Best tour guide in the world. Here to show you our wonderful vacation spots and entertainment areas.
Medical Staff
"I totally care."
Daycare Staff
"Chicken!"
Loud Taco / Research Team
Holds great power unknown to mankind. She is quiet but will be loud when necessary.
"I will forever be Tacos my whole life"
"I look like a cinnamon roll and quite innocent but that is a benefit to trick people into believing me :') "
-I will also be available 24/7 because I am Putin and no one can stop me-
A Taco / Miscellaneous
"I am very mini."
Airport
Our state-of-the-art 1cm by 1cm cardboard box airport, in person!
"Airport."
Flight Attendant / Airline Meal
"I eat planes."
Entertainment Finance Manager / Games Artist
"Capybara."
Entertainment Associate Director
Who is this again?
Strobilist (Pinecone Healthcare Specialist)
"side eye"
Funder
"gami gami WOO"
Airlines Entertainer
Here to entertain you throughout your journey with never-ending Chinese text.
Janitor
Potion Maker / Chef
"I'm so nice."
Anime Waitress
Chef
Junior Restaurant Engineer
General Assistant
Janitor
As a cucumber, her putrid imagery will scare away the water droplets, as she should be!